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You can't make this stuff up!

 

We realize it's hard to find the humor in an accident--but sometimes we do a second glance when we read the statements made by the folks who caused them.  The following are actual statements made to adjustors and documented on insurance claim forms.  (Believe us, we couldn't make this stuff up!)  So enjoy. . .and be glad it wasn't you!

 

--"The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him."

 

--"I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way."

 

--"My car was legally parked as I backed into another vehicle." 

 

 

--"The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside.  He then went to rest in a bush with just his rear end showing."

 

--"Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."

 

--"The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth."

 

 

 

--"I left for work at 7:00 a.m. as usual when I collided straight into a bus.  The bus was 5 minutes early.

 

And our favorite:

 

--"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment."

 

Always good to find a little humor in every situation!

 

(Source:  www.swapmeetdave.com)  

 

 

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